The solution you always wanted ... but never knew existed
Even if you got love for that solar,
nobody likes being hassled at their front door.
And most people don't like putting their foot down...
But then you might get roped into yet another pitch!
DOOR KNOCKER BLOCKERS
to the rescue !
5.1 / 5 star reviews (we got extra credit)
soon to be thousands of exuberant customers nationwide
Here, get your free
Door Knocker Blocker™ ...
THE BACKSTORY
AFTER HAVING MADE nearly 10K unsolicited phone calls ...
We had what you might call
our Come-To-Jesus realization
And you know the one thing that homeowners want
more than anything else when it comes to solar ... ?
To stop friggin' calling them
& knocking on their damn door !!
TESTIMONIALS
What people are saying ...
"Honestly, not so good at saying 'no' ... and definitely not the best at comebacks... PROBLEM SOLVED! Thanks so much, Door Knocker Blockers!!"
- Orlando Evanston
"It's like outsourcing your passive aggressiveness to a third-party service provider ... without having to get your darn hands dirty."
- Brighton Hartford
"I've calculated the value of time saved on useless conversations vs the cost of my DKB acquisitions. The ROI is truly astounding."
- Alexandria Prescott
“I would literally hand someone $1 to not have to answer the door to those guys and interrupt what I’m doing. Each and every time. Tell me, how is this any different? LOL.”
- Denver San Juan
“I actually stopped answering the darn door and then, one day, I missed my FedEx delivery! All I can say is those days are a thing of the past. Thanks, Door Knocker Blockers!”
- Brooklyn Wellington
“So… how much really is preventing an awkward conversation on your doorstep really worth? I knew my answer. Sold to the guy with the kooky door-hanger campaign!””
- Cambridge Lexington
“You know how certain things bring out the worst in you and make you feel like your mama didn’t raise you right? Yeah ... that’s me with people who door knock me. With my DKBs, I’m happy to say I can rejoin civilized society!”
- Hartford Diego
* them's some future-thinking testimonials!
ALL OUR OFFERS
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Made w. Love & Vinegar
We're 'taking the piss' - but just like the old days, this urine's medicinal !
A Holistic Look at Life
Nobody likes being moralized to, but everyone likes a good roast !
Redefining Antagonism
We're redirecting our rabble-rousing nature to a good cause !
There's Strength in Vulnerability
Even if you're offended by this shtick, it's okay. Let 'em take their shots. It'll only make you stronger !
Wait... you're a Solar Company??
... don't tell nobody.
But will taking the temperature down on solar cause more of it to happen..? Let's just call it a social experiment ;)
Based Upon Proven Protocols
Sheeeeeeeeeeeet, mama!! Ain't nothing proven about this! That's crazy talk !
More about them
Door Knocker Blockers™
Door-to-Door sales is crawling with solar reps
So we're giving homeowners a way to keep the fly-by-night solar guys in check
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Where we'll send ongoing content that explains...
All the sketchy ways solar can be sold ...
And all the ways it can screw you over !
OR you can simply ...
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